everyonelovescolin:

when you want to kiss someone

because they’re adorable

and irish

but you can’t

because there are people with cameras

and your co-workers will say “i told you so”

and the other irish will laugh

and you’re supposed to be straight

and this is crazy anyways

because he’s a pixie

and human’s can’t date pixies

so you’d better pull a strange face

and pretend this never happened